Mr NeatPaint will welcome and dazzle you at W8...

...with his painted samples: colours, sheens, primers, stains for whole boards and components. Most of Neatmatch is already primed by Mr NeatPaint using his big, big spray machine with its curing tunnel of hot air, infrared and ultraviolet.
And he'll remind you of Mr Bendy MDF's products: Neatform, Neatflex, Neatmatch, Neatrout.

Mr Bendy MDF and Mr NeatPaint will be upwards, sideways and...

...onwards into home lofts, extensions, garden offices - studios, salons, spaces (what more fancy names will marketeers dream up) - all made more possible by relaxed planning - if that is not an oxymoron! Feel not sorry for the planners and extol the virtues of the fine interior surfaces of Neatmatch - walls, ceilings, doors, cupboards - and you can extol the added insulation afforded by a layer of Aluminium foil - "Insulating Vapour Control Layer", no less - which Mr NeatPaint glues to the reverse side of Mr Bendy's Neatmatch. And, of course the front surface is already primed by Mr NeatPaint.

And now for Veneered Neatmatch with solid wood inserts...

...this is classy stuff - Veneered Oak Neatmatch - which Mr Bendy is releasing onto an excited public. The boards are MDF, 9 and 18mm thick and 8ft x 4ft (2440 x 1220mm) with the G418 grooves at 100mm centres in long-cut. The veneer is oak and others are in mind. Because these boards are veneered and the grooves are into the solid inlays, they appear to be made from a sheet of pure Oak. So, no MDF peeping through the veneer.

September's Saint Matthew, patron saint of...

...but most famous for being one of the first Apostles and author of the first Gospel... of Bankers. Mr Bendy MDF calls this a full time job. Before his conversion he was a publican, whose role was also to collect taxes. Some things change, others don't.