Was going to the dogs last month
any worse than getting plastered?

...Mr BendyMDF has started doing just that with sheets of plasterboard... Mr BendyPlaster?... making yet more noise and dust aplenty which can’t be burned this time... 2400 x 1200 x 12.5mm long-cut by 100 grooves NeatFlex style... get wrapped up...

...to get himself to you on time... not early, not late, just on time... to introduce his bootfull of samples of Mr Neat’s products new and old... he’ll come a’knockin on your door... just ask him... at www.neatconcepts.com... and 07854926991...

...don’t clear up after dinner but do leave a 50p service tip... no need to disturb HM coroner because it ain’t human... but it is the lower part of a thigh bone of a four legged animal – left or right?... if only they would always bring their own food Mr Neat would be a happier host... usually they gobble up his electric cable coverings and spindle drive belts... one is never far from Rattus Rattus...