Demand for Mr NeatPaint’s priming skills
goes on and on...

...acres of NeatMatch whistle through his 30 metres of special machine and magical mystery tunnel... who on earth wants to prime by hand brush or roller?... and more paint finishes are tested... by Paul, KTP associate, who has just finished his first year with Mr NeatPaint... who makes life difficult for him (and himself) by insisting on waterborne paints and not solventborne... water is so eco-whatnot and that is where the paint-alchemists are putting their research efforts...

...seemingly French logique to satisfy hysterical (impossible, surely) Californians for a start... Medite’s MDF Ecologique is “NAF”, since it has No Added Formaldehyde... but is now grooved to the cross-cut format of thick NeatFlex (but not thin Neatform)... just the ticket for this lounger which might have to support a reclining portly Mr Neat... and what about the poor little ants which were boiled 400 years ago?... smokers can relax – there is still plenty of formaldehyde in a cigarette... and it’s not the dangerous part of it...

...and so it was, Mr Neat was to be found punting and gorging and imbibing with his friends amongst the dogs of Romford... Neatcustomers and the Neateam had a jolly time; and is anyone saying they made/lost plenty wonga? Some just keep their hands in their pockets... boring we all know... so: well done Mohammed!

...is the bane and must go into the fiery furnace until the furnace collapses like so... and Mr Neat finds a brand new expert friend to turn his old broken furnace into this very grand oven... who’s for NeatFlavoursome well sunny topped NeatPizza now?...