...thinking that he heard that the meteorological office will pronounce winter 2009/10 warm? It was said that the boffins gather the 15 hottest days in the five months from November to March and deduce from these data the average temperature for the winter. November was unseasonably warm and so, hey-presto!... Must be the wax in his ears is froze...

...and you can’t do better than that – to be CARB 2 compliant and European E1 standard – all at once... the California Air Resources Board has ordained that only very small amounts of Formaldehyde are acceptable in MDF and the Medite manufactures have achieved the target ahead of time... so, from now on, exporters to the USA such as Mr Neat can be assured of a big welcome from the CARB... so long as they keep taking the Medite...
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...apparently it is known to some, but not to Neat Bees, as national “sickie” day... sounds disgusting and is the one day of the year when more people decide they are unfit for work than on any other... quite why, is a mystery but who, is less so... public service employees are especially frail... perhaps they worry more about the travails of Mr Murray, Arsenal and Mr Terry, for example, and find themselves thus weakened until the 2nd dawns... even in this weakened state many will be getting on with DIY NeatMatching...
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